Now I know why they call me a genius......
Natural Selection
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>A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo...
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>When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the
>back that are killed first...
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>This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
>general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the
>regular killing of the weakest members...
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>In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
>slowest brain cells...
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>Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but
>naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first...
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>In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
>cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine...
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>That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
If you don't have the time to do something right, where are you going to find the time to fix it?
-Stephen King
