Day Tradexchange Inc. (SYNJ)

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Todays Stock Market Report......Helium was up. Feathers were down.Paper is stationary.Flourescant tubing was dimmed in light trading.Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market.Pencils lost a few points.Hiking equipment was trailing.Elevators rose while escalators continued their slow decline.Weights were up in heavy trading.Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remained unchanged.Shipping stayed at an even keel.Coca Cola fizzled out. Caterpiller inched forward.Sun peaked at mid day.Ballon prices were inflated and Scott Tissue reached a new bottom.Batteries exploded in an attemt to recharge the Market.