Pet Peeves

[Zardiw]

On that subject, I have an imaginary 'personal assistant'. I can pretty much tell when it's a collection/advertising call (I go by the accent of the person, and listen to the background noise..usually a boiler room). 'Steve' first asks them what it's regarding...then tells them that I'm in Australia mining for Opals....and there's no cell phone coverage there. But I'll be sure to give him the message when he checks in ...in a month or so....he he......z