Make you say WOW, everytime.

[greedy__malone]

Lesson 1: Remember, BASHERS NEVER Bash A BAD STOCK.

Well there you have it. The basher handbook speaks the gospel. Since every investor of every penny stock thinks they are invested in a good stock then anybody who says something bad is a paid basher because bashers never bash a bad stock.

Uh, notice how they never define what makes a stock bad?

Lesson 2: BASHERS ALWAYS BRING UP OLD NEWS THAT YOU HAVE HEARD MANY TIMES.

Well, bad news or troubles should be utilized when doing DD. If a company is supended by the or increases the A/S then that is something people should know but if anybody brings it up they are a paid basher.

And here you go, this is my personal favorite.

Lesson 3: BASHERS POST MANY TIMES A DAY

Find me just one basher who posts as many times as these penny stock supporters. I will provide you with a handful of penny pumpers who travel together across IHUB pumping penny stocks. You find me just 1 basher who has an equal number of posts. Just 1 will do. You can search all day and night but please show me a basher who posts this many times in a single day.

http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/profile.asp?user=25583&PrevStart=41636717

One of IHUBS most prolific pumpers, posting numerous times a day and posting the same stock symbol on multiple boards each and every day.

http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/profile.asp?user=61190

Perhaps the worst of the worst when it comes to rapid fire spamming penny pumping posts on a daily basis. Oddly enough he travels with many others who post in exactly the same manner.

Now, if you would, please provide me with a single IHUB "basher" who bashes multiple stocks on multiple boards hundreds of times per day. Just one is all I am asking for.

Lesson 4: BASHERS WILL LIE TO YOUR FACE.

Kind of hard to determine the validity of that statement as I do utilize facts to support my statements and will also provide links whne asked which is more than I can say for those who support penny stocks by saying "ignore the past and focus on the future"

Lesson 5: Bashers know YOU CAN'T VERIFY THEIR STATEMENTS.

Again, The most prolific posters on IHUB that are labeled as bashers provide factual statements along with plenty of links and reference material as part of the information we post.

Lesson 6: The Bashers PLAY ON YOUR LACK OF KNOWLEDGE.

Providing links, answering questions and pointing you towards the information so you can see it for yourself is not playing on your lack of knowledge it is actually attempting to help you overcome your gullibility.

Lesson 7: Bashers play on your lack of patience.

There are no long term penny stock plays in existence. 99% fail so the longer you hold a penny stock the worse off you will be. For every day you hold, your odds of winning go down not up.

Lesson 8: BRING THE PRICE DOWN.

Uh, not sure what that means but if 99% of pinks fail it is rather obvious that the majority of the time pink sheet stock prices are falling not rising which means a declining share price should be expected.

If you look at these 8 silly references to bashers you can apply them to anybody who says something negative about the stock can you not? Yep, anybody who has a negative opinion could be labeled as a professional basher based solely on these rules.

It's a joke. Absolutely and totally.