New Reality TV show:
"Penny Stock Wheeler Dealers"
Learn the ins and outs of the "penny stock" world
A. Creative Financing
1. Discounted convertible debt with no floor.
2. The "ratchet down" clause
3. The "fully diluted" stock deals for select insider group.
4. Creative "option deals"
5. Free and cheap stock options.
B. Reverse Splits: how and when to use them.
C. Your IR team www.CEOcast.com
D. "Safe Harbor" wording, how to best use it.
E. Directors who to hire, who to fire.
F. Expense and Travel allowances for "key executives"
G. How to write up your "Golden Parachute" deal.
H. Offshore Lenders, details as to who and how to use.
I. How to push "Gross Profit" to the newbies.
J. CEO, CFO, Chairman, Co-Chairman , Executive Co-Chairman, and Director dutries and responsibilities (and pay) of each office.
K. How get Celebrity spokespersons and directors (an incomplete story)
L. How to "discard" companies once the cash is all gone.
Yes a reality show about the sordid underbelly of the stock market.
Putting J.R. Ewing and Gordon Gekko to shame as mere amateurs.
I think we all know who the resident "Emeritus" expert will be don't we.
