Come and listen to a story 'bout what Hayseed said
A poor racketeer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was hustling the rubes,
With a crazy azz story 'bout Dead Sea crude.
Oil that is, God's claim, Hebrew tea.
Well the first thing you know Hayseed's a millionaire,
Kinfolk said, "gimme some and dump more shares!"
Said them suckers will keep giving us their cash
But then God struck Hayseed's ever-thieving azz.
Dead, that is.
Heart attack?
Hand of God!
Eat More Beef
Steak That Is.
Swimmin' Pools
and
Porno Stars
Scammin' Schools
and
Caviar
Ya'll Come Back now hear?
Take yer shoes off
