DealerAdvance Inc. (DLAD)

[Xilo]

Thumbs check this out Cerner Corp in talks with software developer DealerAdvance Inc. over customer relations programing software. 3:30pm EST 08/26/2009

In a press release today, Cerner Corporation announced that they are in talks with DealerAdvance Inc. over the possible purchase or leasing of their customer service software that tracks how car dealerships and their customers interact and how the customer relations experience can be improved. "Cerner Corporation has taken a long look at the applications presented by DealerAdvance Inc.'s software and firmly believe that their software programming can make an impact on how we handle our current customer base and improve our future customer relationships." DealerAdvance Inc. had no comment except to say that "talks have commenced".

Now I tell ya, if they put out a press release like this, I'd be changing my underwear from how full of sh%t they would be from the pure shock of it all. How high do you figure this would have gone if they had put out a pr like this? I figured I was sitting here board so I decided to pop out this phony pr just to keep myself from going stir crazy over how far down this has gone. None of it's real as far as I know but man would this be coooooool.