American Scientific Resources (ASFX)

[Dr_Usual]

So, you had over $100,000 to invest, you dumped it all into a barely-penny stock, got out minutes later when the stock went up by a tenth of a cent, and raked in $100k in profit? That's pretty amazing, especially considering that this stock has barely had a profitable window this morning. You must be dead on precise.

Now, did you do all this before you called a $5M bet to hit a one-outer for a royal flush, then traveled back in time to boff the prom queen, or after?