Flexpower Inc. (FLXP)

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Huge news? HUGE news?

Spin off of some phantom ITI division. We will come up with some other hype to replace it. Previously hyped Peru acquisition had turned to vapor. It always was vapor. so sorry. Our phantom seed company acquisition that was going to give us an audited subsidiary has gone south. We will try to get these shares back too. so sorry.

We are a "Special Purpose Acquisition" company. What we are not saying is that the special purpose is to sell shares into fictional press announcements.

We still have this slander suit but no judgement yet. When we get a default in this uncontested suit filed in the wrong country we are going to take it to the US even though there is no chance of getting enforcement there. PS. We're going to do this in an alternate universe and will sell billions more shares into the hype.

We've rehired the notorious Garr Winters to help us fulfill our many broken promises that he helped us to engineer before.

Our 15c211 that we've been hyping despite claims by our critics that it would never happen? We're going back on that promise too. So sorry. We have found another phantom merger candidate in one of our hidden pockets that we are not admitting to. This backdoor approach will let us get into the backdoor of our fan club investors. Again.

We will release more specific hype after we grease all of the palms and distribute the shares so they will be available for quick sale. We are only oiling the hype machine for now.

Does that about sum it up?