Alkane Inc (ALKN)

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I wear the mask for bank robberies as a rule... so I can acquire funds for renting bikes. Vintage bikes of course.

Walter might want to try that approach to raising money, now that he's given up on exploring for diamonds. I don't think selling trinkets on the internet is going to satisfy the investors who've paid millions for this venture.

An internet jewelry store? That's original... I'll bet no one's thought of that before! Honest Doc, take me through that thought process...