Posted by: olico
In reply to: None
Date:9/5/2004 5:13:33 PM
Post #of 92144
OT: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
What with elections coming up, we should all decide.
Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans
and Southern Republicans?
The answer can be found by posing the following question.
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children.
Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities,raises the knife, and
charges.
You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere
seconds
before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Does the man look poor or Oppress! ed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his
hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this
send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he
was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and! make this a
happier,
healthier street that would discourage su ch behavior.
This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come
to a
consensus.
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Republican's Answer
BANG!
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Southern Republican's Answer
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click....(sounds of reloading).BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
Tips??"
