Spongetech Delivery Systems, Inc. (fka SPNGQ)

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Fertile mind indeed:

"I, Wayne Celia, declare that:

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2) I have been working with, developing, and producing foam products since 1975. I am considered one of the most formidable experts in the area of hydrophilic urethane manufacturing. Many of the foam products that I developed sell in the medical, cosmetic and footwear industries throughout the world.

3) I attended Fairleigh Dickinson University majoring in Physiological and Experimental Psychology.

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From our new R & D director in a sworn affidavit.