The Courthouse

[Uncle_Frank]

I'd like to report a theft, yer honor. Some crook named Mr. Market stole about half my stash over the last year. I'm figuring he's going to plead insanity, and try to prove it by pointing to his manic-depressive behavior pattern over the past 24 months, but take it from me, he's crazy as a fox. Since I'm indigent as a result of the robbery, will the court appoint me a free lawyer?

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