Golf's Major Championships

[Buckey]

Golf? with what? MY clubs locked in a fancy smancy faggy little german sports car at airport because my buddy needed my truck to be a real man. well he got called away and isnt back for 4 days. And We switched vehicles when I had a few beers and he forgot to switch out clubs

I left him only maybe 6 really ugly voice mails. His back up set of keys with him - How retarded is that? anyway spare set supposedly landing tonight with a flight attendent who sis upposed to call me too hook up. I am hoping it is for more than just the keys.

He did cal;l and offer me his clubs whcih are in club storage but that is just not right - Like wearing borrowed underwear