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[sneaky_peaky]

Next thing you know, the entire music industry will fall flat on its face because cassette tapes are being replaced by little flat discs with pretty colors, and nobody has the players to use with them. Quick! Sound the alarms!

I even heard a rumor that music stores will be closing everywhere because kids with their "Got To Have It Now" attitude are actually buying music online! it will never work! The entire music business is dying! Quick! Sound the alarms!

And if that wasn't enough, I heard a rumor that people are actually contemplating buying an alcohol brand simply because their favorite music artist has his name on it. Quick! Sound the alarms!

Now I heard this morning the most amazing story. Word has it that an entire genre of music responsible for selling over 5 billion albums worldwide is about to suddenly become extinct because one magazine that dispenses mindless dribble about that very genre is closing its doors at the expense of other options within that genre.

Call me crazy but if the Wall Street Journal closes its doors, I do believe the entire United States will implode as no one will know where to put their money. Will money just cease to exist altogether?