Archie's Corner

[Ruellit]

Attention---- ALL Disenfranchised Liberals:

Would Alex Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil Donahue, David Geffen, and all other liberals who previously announced they would leave the country if George Bush was elected President...... please report to Florida for the sailing of the Good Ship Lollipop which has been commissioned to take you to your new home.
The Florida Supreme Court will hold a farewell parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties before your cruise. Please pack for an extended stay...at least four years.
Your captain is Bill Clinton, your cruise director is Al Gore, Joe
Loserman will be your purser and Monica Lewinsky is your recreation
director.
If you have any questions about your final destination,please
direct your comments to Hillary, she's staying behind and will be in charge of
the whining liberals for the next four years.