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Dear atimins,


Ever since the terrorist attacks of 9-11, people have been dismayed and at a loss for a reasonable explanation as to where such Muslim hostility toward the U.S. came from. Looking back now, especially with all the questions about "who knew what and when they knew it," it's becoming more and more apparent that something fishy is going on somewhere, but people still don't quite know what it is. Well, I have something I think you might find interesting. It's too much to explain in this email message, so I'm only going to scratch the surface, and then if you want to know more, I'll provide you with my web address where I've written all about it.

Basically what has happened is that the US and Britain secretly committed an international crime against Iraq in late 1996 that virtually no one knows about. Things did not go as planned, as Saddam did not respond as expected, and the complications from this have resulted in a gigantic mess you wouldn't believe. Nobody knows what's wrong, but Muslim extremists can see clearly that something definitely is wrong, and if they knew the whole story, they would be even more furious than they already are. Here's the clencher: Russia and China eventually became suspicious themselves back in 1997, and when they demanded an explanation from the US and Britain on the UN Security Council, the US was forced to privately confess. Nothing could be done about the situation at the time, but Russia and China were very mad about it, feeling that Russia's low world status following the collapse of the USSR was being unfairly taken advantage of.

Well, when Clinton committed this very serious crime and then began to realize he had royally screwed up and set the stage for WW3, he was as much aware of the end-times prophecies as most anyone else is. So you can imagine how intrigued he was when his attention was suddenly drawn to an astrologer on AOL who saw into everything that was going on and who then began broadcasting it through bulk email. I'm that astrologer. As a result of my email broadcasts and my detailed understanding of what has gone wrong between the U.N. and Iraq, I was under surveillance for awhile in 1998-1999. My hard drive was being scanned while I was online and my email was being monitored. As far as I can tell, these activities stopped when Bush took office.

When I discovered I was being watched however, I then broadcast my discovery of these surveillance activities to my newsletter subscribers and announced the protective measures I had begun taking as a result. In response, someone actually went so far as to slip into my house in the middle of the night during the very next month, in December 1999. I was asleep alone in the place while a government spy plundered my home office in the next room! I discovered the intrusion when a threatening prediction I had left lying on a notepad beside my keyboard that very night had vanished when I got up the next morning. During the following week, Washington issued a terrorism warning for New York City and Washington D.C. for the upcoming Millennium New Years celebrations. The prediction I had written was in code, and had to be interpreted, making reference to "the Last Arabian Knight" angrily driving his enemies from "the Capitol City." I soon realized that the terrorism warning was based on Washington's (mis)interpretation of this coded prediction, which I had intended to include in the upcoming edition of the monthly newsletter I was sending out at the time.

I realize this is startling information, and the average person might be quick to assume I'm lying, but you can believe it's true: I knew the President's secrets and started telling everyone, and because what he did was such a serious thing, he was powerless to stop me without only attracting more attention to me. So he had someone slip into my house while I was asleep and leave evidence of the intrusion in an effort to scare me into shutting up. Well I did shut up, and now the World Trade Center is gone and people still don't know why. So I'm actively telling people what I know again.

Sincerely,
Charlie [e-mail]