Tina already told me that Goths are just a lot of pasty white people wearing black eyeshadow. I'm a bit of a redneck, i'd just turn on the lights and tote you all outside and let you tan a bit, get ya some sun and fresh air.
Nothing to be afraid of, a little bee sting and snake bite never hurt nobody... much.
Maybe teach you to shoot guns, beat up the high school jerk that made you want to wear all that black stuff anyway. Black just isn't a fashionable color unless it's a slim black dress or something like that. Ahhh, i see the goth community donning ball caps and cowboy hats in jeans and overalls.
Awww hell, i'll have ya spittin skoal in no time at all.
Good times, oh yeaaa good times. A 12 pack of beer in there... oh boy the fun sure rolls then.
