Kneeling Bench Keeps Toilet Splashes (and Pride) to a Minimum
by Steve Levenstein
"Japanese men brought to their knees by angry housewives"... this headline brought to you by the makers of the Tenshi no Hizamakura, literally "Angels Knee Pillow", designed to reduce the distance from the fountain to the pool by bringing proud men to their knees. I ask you, how could they stoop so low?
...Guys, it's time to make a stand, literally, because standing to answer one of nature's calls is what makes men men. We stand tall, and we stand proud - and the higher we stand, the prouder we are. Refuse the Angels Knee Pillow... now let us spray. MORE...
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