WAMU FEVER SYMTOMS
You can't take your eyes off the screen even though you have an upset stomach and backyard trots.
When your streamer turns red, your blood pressure shoots up.
You get numb to the fact of large swings in your account.
Your wife quits her job (you have convinced her wamu will make you wealthy).
Your mad at FDIC JPM OTS & OUR GOV.
You have worn the paint off the refresh button.
You start watching Boston Legal to find legal terms, so you can understand what Bopfan is saying. (some may think they caught mad cow diease from Denny Crane).
Your friends are mad at you because you told them to buy and they didn't, the others are mad because you didn't tell them.
I"m not a Doctor or Lawyer but If you have these symtoms,it sound like you have WAMU FEVER, and the prognosis is you will be very HAPPY IN THE END.
