Lion CEO of WNBD is looking-for-more-long-loose-change...
Remember , a new $1 Million round of 1-per-year 504's can
legally re-start in May 2009 , because the last one started
in May 2008. [Even though it was 'Filed' 11 MONTHS LATE.]
Can't hardly wait for toodaze 96-party-phony confy-call.
And, it's even a Full-Price + Long-Distance Call. [cheez]
Let's figure : 100 longs calling X 10+ cents per minute
[maybe 50+ cents per minute if Not Canadian] = AT LEAST
$10 - $50 PER MINUTE ; which is $600 - $3,000 PER HOUR.
We expect 1-2 hours , = $6,000 More unvested by wnbd fans.
And, they don't even get any more common wnbd 'shares' ,
not that it will even matter , a few months from now .
Anyway ; Just a few Facts to keep in mind while on hold :
1] Only 48 hours 'notice' was given, to 'submit questions' ;
while Real Companies MUST provide 1+ MONTH .
2] Only pumpy 'questions' will be 'addressed' , thanks to
the wnbd CEO's 'pre-screening' requirement ; while Real
Companies don't even know what the Independent Analysts
may ask , including 'follow-ups' , when the CEO is
deliberately evasive. The 'approved questions' will most
likely be 'read' by some 'moderator' ; So , there will be
no way of knowing if they were not just pumped in by the wnbd
CEO. Or maybe, they will pretend to let the anonymous long
'ask' the pre-scripted + pre-screened 'question' . [lolly]
3] No 'answers' will be INDEPENDENTLY VERIFIABLE as TRUE ,
or COMPLETE , or Even MEANINGFUL . [Expect the usual vague
projections + deliberate deceptions , or the usual wnbd CEO's
excuse that 'it's not my fault' that lowest is slowest.]
But, it should be interesting. And fun[ny] + profitty.
And, it already 'worked' , w.r.t. getting the longs
to re-start averaging-down , and trusting him ,
as his newest 504's cash in their up-to-50% Discounted
Profits , ASAP. [In less than 1 month , another $1 Million
load of 504's can FULLY LEGALLY RE-START ; because the last
$1 Million Started in May , 2008. And, 504's ARE NOT EVEN THE
ONLY WAY FOR wnbd TO KEEP SELLING SUPER-TOXIC + TOTALLY
GUARANTEED UNDILUTABLE , DEATH-SPIRAL CD's . ]
IOO , THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT wnbd HAS , AND ALWAYS WILL ,
[until BK] , TRY TO DUMP WAY MORE THAN $1 MILLION PER YEAR
INTO BRAND-NEW + MASSIVELY DILUTING 'COMMON SHARES' .
We figure that wnbd has Already dumped more than $5 Million ,
in less than the last 2 years. Which is No Problem At All ,
to Any Shorters , or will Ever be a 'concern' to the U.S. SEC.
extra , Sincerely .
P.S. ; There is no shortage of Real Questions ; Like :
1] WHAT EXACTLY + LEGALLY IS "THE wnbd GROUP" ? [The
'answer' MUST BE AN INDEPENDENTLY VERIFIABLE + LEGALLY
FILED + RECORDED + CURRENTLY IN-FORCE DOCUMENT.]
2] HOW MANY 'VOTES' DOES EACH wnbd "PREFERRED SHARE" HAVE ?
3] HOW MANY COMMON 'SHARES' CONVERT OUT OF EACH "PREFERRED" ?
4] WHY HAVE THEIR ALWAYS BEEN 5 BILLION AUTHORIZED 'SHARES' ?
5] AUTHORIZE THE CANADIAN GOVT TO PUBLICLY RELEASE ALL wnbd
CORPORATE TAX DOCUMENTS. [Costs NOTHING. They're already
filed. No 'Audits' are even necessary.]
6] Permanently UNgag the TA to publish All changes in the
wnbd trading common float ; AND IN THE FULLY DILUTED ,
ASSUMING THAT ALL OF THE CURRENT + WHENEVER-NEWLY-SOLD
CONVERTIBLES ARE CONVERTED. [Also costs NOTHING. Since it
was filed in wnbd's most recent Canadian Tax Return.]
7] Who gets ANY 'KICK-BACKS' AND/OR ANY 'BENEFITS' AT ALL
FROM SureFil and/or Niagra and/or Anyone Else ?
8] Provide details + 'explanations' regarding All past
and/or current connections to Any other already-failed
and/or now failing 'companies' , private or public ,
including other pinkys or pennys. Especially if Any wnbd
'execs' Ever 'worked' or somehow Ever got 'paid' , in any
way , from Any of them. [P.I.'s discover , for under $100.]
9] Did Hackett's ever 100% pay wnbd for their wnbd soap buy ?
That's enough for now. And, remember, the wnbd CEO gets
ZERO credit for 'answering' any question , unless his
'response' is 100% INDEPENDENTLY VERIFIABLE .
At least as far as wnbd flippers + shorters are concerned.
By the way. The 504's ARE TOTALLY UNDILUTABLE. THE LENDERS
GET AS MANY MORE FREE 'COMMON SHARES' AS NEEDED , AS wnbd's
TRADING PRICE SINKS , UNTIL THEY ARE 100% PAID BACK ,
INCLUDING INTEREST , AND THEIR UP-TO-50% 'DISCOUNT' .
They are JUST LIKE THE MOST SUPER-TOXIC DEATH-SPIRAL CD's.
However, shorters appreciate all beamer-caused confusion.
Last round , it revolved around some 'escrow' stuff. [lolly]
Let's see if Any of our Many 'Questions' are Ever 'answered'
by the wnbd CEO , IN ANY WAY THAT IS INDEPENDENTLY VERIFIABLE.
If not ; we stay , and watch , and play after all pump&dumps.
Including the one that will start after toodaze con-call.
