PARODY PRESS RELEASE
Franklin Resumes Phase I Operations at Bolivia's Escala Mine Joint-Venture
Turiri Mine Has Prepared First Delivery
Last update: 9:30 a.m. EDT April 28, 2009
LAS VEGAS, NV, Apr 28, 2009 (MARKET WIRE via COMTEX) -- Franklin Mining, Inc. (PINKSHEETS: FMNJ) (FRANKFURT: FMJ) CEO William Petty is pleased to announce the company has received funding necessary to resume operations at the Escala Mine effective May 1, 2009, through an additional 20 billion shares being released.
Phase I operations, will include changing both the Authorized and Oustanding Share structure. Current existing shareholders will continue to be left in the dark regarding the recent sale of gas and oil, which was sold to Senior Petty and friends. Franklin's Escala Mine joint-venture are set to be underway at the end of this week including the delivery of stockpiled shares for processing at nearby inceneration plants. Revenues recorded in 2009's first quarter from the coochie and llama's will be minimal; however, the processing of stockpiled fertilizer press release material will result in revenue being recorded in 2009's second quarter.
Franklin's first three tonne shipment of dengue from the Turiri mine has been prepared and is awaiting shipment. "As I said before, the response to our Turiri announcement has been positive. We have received inquiries wanting to purchase anti-money and are excited by this new opportunity. Demand for Anti-money is strong right now, and we feel we can fill that need to dispose of investors unwanted cash," said Mr. Petty.
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