CMKX: You gotta luv it...
By: breakout-bull
30 Jul 2004, 07:07 PM EDT
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“The Ballad of Urban Casavant”
(To tune of “Ballad of Jed Clampett”)
Let me tell you a story about Urban Casavant
He finds hidden wealth that even NASA can’t.
He went out one day to Fort a la Corne;
Bought most the rights DeBeers doesn’t own.
Mineral rights, that is.
Diamonds, gold, uranium, zinc…
Urban tells Roger that he bought back all his shares,
But Urban said there seemed to be billions more out there.
Roger told Urban we can bring them to their knees…
You give share dividends and we’ll put on the squeeze.
To naked shorts, that is.
Really painful… August 20….
Well, the shareholders said, “We’re all millionaires!
There’s extra for our in-laws; even more for our heirs.”
Nakeds are exposed on the lam from the SEC,
And the longs are buying estates down in Beverly.
Hills that is.
Swimming pools… movie stars…
Turn your computer off.
Bashers, don’t come back now, ya hear!
(breakout-bull)
