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[ajtj99]

Of course, you are aware of the strict background check we'd need to do, including criminal checks, land surveys, and bank/brokerage account checks. We would need to make sure the home was fit and able to sustain an environment where ponies would thrive.

We also bring a test pony to kick each member of your family to make sure the animal is treated with kindness and respect even after an unfortunate, but instinctual response from the pony.

We're getting a little ahead ourselves here, but I just wanted you to know as a member of the PPT (Pony Protection Team) I do have an obligation to look out for the welfare of our 4-legged friends.

We don't want to see Pony Burger franchises sprouting up amongst our fellow posters here.