Email Scams (ESCAM)

[Chrisau]

This is funny! An ongoing between one of "them" and a friend of mine;

On Jan 9, 2009, at 6:31 PM, Rosemary Collins wrote:
HELLO DEAR,
GREETING IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST.
I AM MRS ROSEMARY COLLINS,A WIDOW TO LATE TOM COLLINS I AM 55 YEARS
OLD, I AM
NOW A NEW CHRISTAIN CONVERT, SUFFERING FROM LONG TIME CANCER OF THE
BREAST,FROM
ALL INDICATION MY CONDITIONS IS REALLY DETERIORATING AND IT IS QUITE
OBVIOUS
THAT I WONT LIVE MORE THAN 2 MONTHS, ACCORDING TO MY DOCTORS,
THIS IS BECAUSE THE CANER STAGE HAS GOTTEN TO A VERY BAD STAGE.
MY LATE HUSBAND KILLED DURING THE U.S. RAID AGAINST TERRORISM IN
AFGHANISTAN,AND
DURING THE PERIOD OF OUR MARRIAGE WE COULDNT PRODUCE ANY CHILD.MY
LATE HUSBAND WAS VERY WEALTHY AND AFTER HIS DEATH, I INHERITED ALL HIS BUSINESS AND
WEALTH.THE DOCTORS HAS ADVISED ME THAT I MAY NOT LIVE FOR MORE THAN 2
MONTHS,SO I NOW DECIDED TO DEVIDE THE PART OF THIS WEALTH, TO
CONTRIBUTE TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHURCH IN AFRICA, AMERICA ASIA,AND EUROPE. I SELECTED YOU AFTER VISITING THE WEBSITE AND I PRAYED OVER IT.I AM
WILLING TO DONATE THE SUM OF $5,000.000.00U.USD (FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) TO THE
LESS PRIVILEGED.PLEASE I WANT YOU TO NOTE THAT FUND IS LYING IN A SECURITY COMPANY , AND UPON MY
INSTRUCTION, MY ATTORNEY, WHO PRESENTLY IS IN UNITED KINDOM WILL FILEIN
AN APPLICATION FOR YOU FOR THE TRANSFER OF THE MONEY IN YOUR NAME.
LASTLY, I HONESTLY PRAY THAT THIS MONEY WHEN TRANSFERRED WILL BE SURE
FOR THE SAID PURPOSE, BECAUSE I HAVE COME TO FIND OUT THAT WEALTH
ACQUISITION WITHOUT CHRIST IS VANITY.
MAY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD JESUS THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE FELLOWSHIP OF
GOD BE WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
I AWAIT URGENT REPLY
YOURS IN CHRIST
MRS ROSEMARY COLLINS




On Fri, Jan 9, 2009 at 9:06 PM, Jayne wrote;
Dearest Rosemary, my heart goes out to you. Your prayers are answered. Your search for a patsy is over. While, unlike you I can speak and spell,
I confess I am less privileged and chronically short on funds. I am eternally grateful to your Imaginary Friend, God, for thinking of me in our time of need.
Your late husband Tom—God rest his soul—must have been a great patriot, going to war even though he had so much wealth. You sure don't hear that everyday!
But I am sorry you were not blessed by Jesus with children. Maybe it was all those Tom Collins' you and Tom Collins were drinking.
Rest assured that I will divide and distribute your dear late husband's money in ways that will only be said to be divinely inspired. One look at me would
tell you I haven't an ounce of vanity in me, so the acquisition of wealth will not be a problem.
Thank you for the honor of assisting you. Go to God in peace, Dear Rosemary.


On Feb 22, 2009, at 8:15 AM, Rosemary Collins wrote:
Dear beloved
How are you today?
Sorry i could not get to you all these while it was due to my illness and i will like you to know that i have informed my bank manager that i dont want any more dalays and that they should get the funds sent to you as soon as possible and the have agreed to that and we agreed to observe your level of participation by letting you to write the bank to ask for your unclaimed funds so please kindly cntact this email address to get the funds claims as soon as possinle and as you do so may our good lord bless you aboundantly



On Fri, Feb 22, 2009 at 8:42 AM, Jayne wrote;

Good Lord, Rosemary! Aren't you dead yet?! I bet it's all those Tom Collins you've been sucking up. Go, Girl!
I have been eagerly awaiting the funds you so generously offered some time ago, and feared that you had gone to Jesus before making me hideously wealthy. My needy friends and I are all set to go, making sure your gifts are wisely distributed, according to time-honored Christian principles of, well, you know—driving around in Rolls Royces, picking up gay hookers. Only to bring their sorry, sequined souls to Jesus, of course.
I will be contacting your bankers as soon as I complete this message. And, Dear Rosemary, may you go to your just reward
in the peace of knowing you have made many deserving people very happy, indeed. Go with God, already.