> FIRST TIME SEX
> ..............
> A girl asks her
> boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet & have
> dinner with her parents.
> Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
> boyfriend that
> after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for
> the first time.
> The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
> he takes a trip to
> the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the
> pharmacist it's his first
> time & the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
> hour. He tells the boy
> everything there is to know about condoms & sex... At
> the register, the
> pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to
> buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
> family pack.
>
> The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he
> will be rather
> busy, it being his first time & all.
>
> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
> house & meets his
> girlfriend at the door.
> 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
> come on in!'
>
> The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table
> where the girl's parents
> are seated.
> The boy quickly offers to say grace & bows his head. A
> minute passes & the
> boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
>
> 10 minutes pass & still no movement from the boy.
> Finally, after 20 minutes
> with his head down, the girlfriend leans over &
> whispers to the boyfriend,
> 'I had no idea you were this religious.'
>
> The boy turns & whispers back, 'I had no idea your
> father was a pharmacist.'
>
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