There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor.
- Lord Mancroft
Skiing is a dance, and the mountain always leads.
- Anonymous
Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport.
- Anonymous
Every now and then go away, have a little relaxation, since to remain constantly at work will cause you to lose power of judgment. Go some distance away because a lack of harmony or proportion is more readily seen.
- Leonardo da Vinci
I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.
- Dave Barry
If you don’t ski, don’t bother
- Colorado bumper sticker
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
- Steven Wright
The sensual caress of waist deep cold smoke.... glory in skiing virgin snow, in being the first to mark the powder with the signature of their run.
- Tim Cahill
Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg.
- Anonymous
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill.
- Erma Bombeck
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
- Dave Barry
Frustration is when the same snow that covers the ski slopes makes the roads to get there impassable.
- James Holt McGavran
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