FOREX TRADERS

[Jester_Vandalay]

New foreclosure defense: Prove I owe you Homeowners demand lenders produce original documents — some can’t.

"I'm going to hang on for dear life until they can prove to me it belongs to them," says Kathy Lovelace, a 50-year-old divorced mother who owns a $200,000 home in Zephyrhills, near Tampa. "I'll try everything I can because it's all I have left."

ZEPHYRHILLS, Fla. - Kathy Lovelace lost her job and was about to lose her house, too. But then she made a seemingly simple request of the bank: Show me the original mortgage paperwork.

And just like that, the foreclosure proceedings came to a standstill.

Rest of Story Link - http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29242063/

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Who says bikers are stoopid...


A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $100.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

'Yes,' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you'?

'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs'?

'Yes, she smiles and purrs, 'I sure am'.

The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger'.