Rants and Raves

[buzsaw]

nice reply:)

An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application.
Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough. He
opens his shirt and shows them the grey hair on his chest and they except that
as proof.
He goes home to his wife, show's her the check, and explains to her what has
happened.
She replies, "Well get back down there, pull down your pants, and see if you
can get disability!"