A couple pulled into the driveway after their first date. The guy leans over
and gives the girl a long, slow kiss. While he's kissing her, he quietly unzips
his pants, takes her hand, and puts it on his penis.
When she realizes what it is, she screams, jumps out of the car, and yells
back at him as she starts closing the car door, "I've got just two words for
you, Drop Dead!!"
"And I've got two words for you too," the guy shrieks, "LET GO!!!!"