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[coydog]

I remember a farmer out here had a problem getting an erection. That was before the days of viagra so it was a serious problem. The farmer told his wife if you see me running across the field get ready cause the big one does not do not show up too often. So one day he comes running across the field screaming I think it is the big one so his wife takes a shower sets out some wine and gets the bed ready. By the time he gets home she is panting with excitement. Then he hollers to put up the shutters cause a category 5 hurricane is coming straight for the house. Kind of sounds a little like Iwon's speech last night.