New Program for Top Executives passes sales milestone.
BendOver.com (BENO) Trailer Town AK is pleased to report that its new software program Stickittoya has been a huge success amongst CEO’s and other top executives.
Bend Over, one of the top software programmers for executives holds exclusive rights to the software program designed to help CEO’s and their lackeys write compelling press releases. These press releases are designed to make their company look like the ‘stock de jour’ among fresh meat investors and other inexperienced stock market wannabe’s
Mr. Jack (Whitey) Trash CEO of BendOver and mayor of Trailer Town stated: “this is the easiest press release software on the market today with its multiple choice, fill in the blanks, approach to compelling press releases. Busy executives can now complete the arduous task of shareholder communication in less time then it takes to add sunscreen to their fat bellies”.
The multiple choice standard smoke screen answers were compiled by Jonathan Ledhead a well known stock hype guru and fake promises master. Part of the program is listed below
Financial Section (choose only one)
We have retired 14,000, 000 shares of our stock. (use this answer when you retire restricted stock and issue free trading stock)… also please gag your Transfer Agent before and after the event
We plan to Uplist our stock. (use this answer when you apply for form 15-c-2-11, and do not mention the one to two year time frame to complete the process, also use the word Uplist as a code word for stupidity rather than the accepted word of transfer to a new exchange).
Upgrade version Stickittoya 1.0 will also detect home addresses in trailer parks and automatically shift address to local UPS mail drop within walking distance to cell phone superstore.
For more information on this unique program please contact head office on Fairytale lane.
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