BB Penny Haven Social Board

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> > In the beginning....God covered the earth with
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> > broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, with green and
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> > yellow and red vegetable of all kinds, so Man
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> > and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
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> >
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> > Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Ben
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> > and Jerry's and Krispy Kreme. And Satan said:
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> > You want hot fudge with that?
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> > And Man said: yes!
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> >
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> > And Woman said:
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> > I'll have one too, with sprinkles.
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> > And, lo, they gained 10 pounds.
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> >
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> > And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might
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> > keep the figure that Man found so fair.
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> > And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and
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> > sugar from the cane, and combined them. And Woman
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> > went from size 2 to size 14.
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> >
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> > So God said:
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> > Try my fresh green garden salad.
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> >
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> > And Satan presented crumbled Blue Cheese dressing and garlic toast
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>on the side. And Man and
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>Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
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> >
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> > God then said:
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> > I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil
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> > in which to cook them.
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> >
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> > And Satan brought forth deep-fried coconut shrimp,
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> > butter-dipped lobster chunks and chicken-fried
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> > steak...so big that it needed its own platter.
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> > And Man's cholesterol went through the roof.
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> >
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> > Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in
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> > fat and brimming with potassium and good nutrition.
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> > Then Satan peeled off the healthful skin and slicked
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> > the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them in
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> > animal fats adding copious quantities of salt.
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> > And Man put on more pounds.
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> > God then brought forth running shoes so that his
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> > Children might lose those extra pounds.
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> > And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote
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> > control so Man would not have to toil changing the
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> > channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before
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> > the flickering light and started wearing stretch
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> > jogging suits.
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> > God then gave them lean beef so that Man might consume
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> > fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite.
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> > And Satan created McDonald's and the 99 cent double
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> > cheeseburger. Then Satan said:
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> > You want fries with that?
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> > And Man replied:
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> > Yes! And super size 'em!
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> > And Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest.
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> > God sighed....and created quadruple by-pass surgery.
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> > And then...Satan chuckled and created HMOs