Rants and Raves

[Lockman]

2 Guys Shopping

Two guys, one old timer and one young fella, are pushing their shopping carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.
The old timer says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old timer says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she's tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes, and she's wearing tight white shorts with a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
The old timer says, "Doesn't matter -- let's look for yours first!"

Most old timers are helpful like that.