Good Morning - got this today in my email - thought I would share.
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Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. If you want your breast to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.
Willing to try anything' I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. How long will this take? I asked. They will grow larger over a period of years, my husband replies.
I stopped. Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?
Without missing a beat he says, worked for your ass didn't it?
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
Stupid, stupid man.
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