This is to inform you of the death of Thomas A. Turkey, recently of Huntingdon County, PA. Mr. Turkey died unexpectedly at home on the morning of May 7, 2002. He was two years old, and wore his beard proudly. Mr. Turkey was engaged in his primary business of aquiring hens for breeding purposes at the time of his death. His last words were, "Gobble, Gobble, Gobble."
Mr. Turkey's final arrangements are being taken care of by the Trkyhntr Funeral Home. A "last supper" type viewing will be held this evening at the home.
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