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[kaydee]

~~~~~~~~ I love This Board too !!!~~~~~~~~~

I suspect your message was tongue in cheek. We all need to lighten up a little here. It is getting far too bitter and personal. In this spirit I offer the following suggestion to improve home security:

A NEW HOME SECURITY SYSTEM (ON A BUDGET)

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba, Big'un, Duke, Slim, 'n me went for more ammo and beer. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real good. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside.
Cooter