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Monday, June 28, 2004 8:29:32 AM
So, help me understand this.
You blush at the slightest hint of impropriety on this board, but when your baby says that he and his girlfriend want to co-habitate on the same mattress, just a few feet from your own bedroom, you do not make any of the following statements to him:
1. If you must "do it", please wait until me and your father are out of the house.
2. Avoid excessive banging of the headboard against the wall during intercourse. It will ruin the expensive, new wallpaper I put up after you moved out.
3. Do not discard any used contraceptives into the waste-basket next to your bed. This is not Motel 6.
4. Also, do not flush those used items away. They will clog my septic-tank.
5. Next visit, please bring your own sheets.
#board-2581
You blush at the slightest hint of impropriety on this board, but when your baby says that he and his girlfriend want to co-habitate on the same mattress, just a few feet from your own bedroom, you do not make any of the following statements to him:
1. If you must "do it", please wait until me and your father are out of the house.
2. Avoid excessive banging of the headboard against the wall during intercourse. It will ruin the expensive, new wallpaper I put up after you moved out.
3. Do not discard any used contraceptives into the waste-basket next to your bed. This is not Motel 6.
4. Also, do not flush those used items away. They will clog my septic-tank.
5. Next visit, please bring your own sheets.
#board-2581
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