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Re: littlejohn post# 6471

Tuesday, 12/23/2008 2:14:28 AM

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 2:14:28 AM

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Breaking NP News,,,A team to find Rudolph has been organized despite having to brave the blistery conditions...Santa is rumoured to be fearful of Christmas travel this year without Rudolph's shiny nose to guide him thru the wintery flight conditions...

Rudolph was last known to be completing shut down of Santa's mines as winter sets in,(Surely, You didn't think he could support this major annual gift event for children without a means of support, did you?)...

Many fear that Rudolph went further north by mistake from the mines when leaving and into much worse, blizzard conditions...

A large bounty has also been placed for the Abominable Snow Man...Rudolph isn't expected to be able to survive an encounter with this beast...

Mrs. Santa is said to be closely monitoring the milk supply for the younger elves now...They are totally dependent on Santa bringing back enough milk from his annual Christmas journey to last thru the next year...It would take a relief effort bigger than any ever undertaken if Santa is unable to bring home the milk for all the young elves...

Local weather Elf, Want-Warm-Feet, said that the weather conditions are frightful for the quest to rescue Rudolph...'All the Elves venturing out should be considered heroes'...

North Pole News will break in with any new developments on this breaking story!!!

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