Unlike the post in your link....this is not a joke. :)
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
DUE TO RECENT BUDGET CUTS, STOCK MARKET COLLAPSE, HOUSING MARKET
COLLAPSE, BANK RUNS AND BANK STOCK COLLAPSE, MORTGAGE AND CREDIT
SQUEEZE, AND THE RISING COST OF FUEL, FOOD, AND ELECTRICITY WE
WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT:
THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL HAS BEEN TURNED OFF.
WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE.