CRAP STOCK INDICATOR POSTS
the bashers are short -
don't listen to all these bashers -
MM's are holding this one back -
i'm buying at these levels -
this thing trades on air -
slap that ask -
to da moooooon -
the TA is gagged -
this thing is going to fly -
look at all the after hours buying -
T trades are after hours buying -
this is the [blue chip name] of the pinkies -
this thing is going to [>5x the current price] in [a short period of time] -
i am going to [something you would see on Cribs] with all the money i make off this stock -
i am going to send [something] to the SEC -
this thing is obviously being shorted -
just wait till the buyback is complete -
longs will be heavily rewarded here -
i feel a short squeeze coming soon -
i wouldn't wanna be short with the [superlative activity] news coming out any day -
the [current business model] is just the beginning, they haven't even talked about the [completely divergent and never previously mentioned second business model] yet -
the company needed to dilute to [do something superlative] -
after the [activity that screws shareholders] they're going to issue dividends -
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee -
audited financials coming out any day -
if people would buy the ask instead of the bid this would go up -
why are you here if you don't own stock in this company? -
do you even own stock in this company? -
just got an email from the company -
MM's shaking out the weak hands -
i am averaging down here -
this has huge upside potential -
that [ridiculous volume] buy was me -
after [current ask] level II is thin up to [>10% of the current price] -
[any post using a comma where decimels are typically used] -
a PR from the company would be nice here -
[any post containing the word "hugely"] -
hey [notorious IHUB P&D artist], good to see you here -
anything under [the 52 week high] is a tremendous buying opportunity -
what the PR meant to say is [something favorable to the shareholders] -
show me a link that proves [claim counter to the company's statements, and indicative of a shareholder screwing] -
[superlative activity] is due to be complete in [an undefined but reasonably short range of time], mark this post -
there is huge opportunity for [pinksheet ticker] in [3rd world country] and the [overhead item, eg-labor, material, etc.] is cheap -