"We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you people are even bothering to hold the election in the United States.
On one side, you had a female lawyer, wearing pants, married to another lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, and is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn't even like the country her husband wants to run!
Now... On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate 'Mc' prefix, married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship!!!
What in God's name are ya lads thinkin' over there!?!"
