FOREX TRADERS

[Worn_Buffet]

some humor...

thx to mtrewulf

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron 25 assistant neutrons 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electronsit is inert however it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In factGovernmentium's mass will actually increase over time since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons forming isodopes. This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalysed with moneyGovernmentium becomes Administratiuman element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

Sure hope they continue to try & contain this horrific element....'specially bein that I live not but 6-7 mi from this facility :0