Sulja Bros. Building Supplies, Ltd (SLJB)

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Barton applies for gainful employment 39 minutes ago
Admin- Good afternoon Mr. Barfton, I'm Mrs. Alverez and I am in charge of the school district personnel department.
Barfton - It's B-A-R-T-O-N
Admin - Of course it is. Well Mr. Barfton we encountered a little problem with your application, maybe you can clarify some things for us.
It says here you have a Master's degree and two teaching credentials but we haven't been able to verify the fact that you even graduated from high school. Would you care to comment ?
Barfton - No comment
Admin - Very well moving on, there are some gaps in your employment record. What have you been doing for the last few year ?
Barfton - I've been busy on the internet
Admin - I see, what exactly is it that you DO on the internet ?
Barfton - I post
Admin - You post what ?
Barfton - I post about Sulja Brothers stock
Admin - That isn't exactly a recommendation Mr. Barton. I have never heard of Sulja Brothers, is that on the Big Board ?
Barfton - No, it's a penny stock
Admin - IT'S A PENNY STOCK ? And what is this penny stock selling for at the moment ?
Barfton - Well, it's at .0004 but it is going to the moon ~~ probably as we speak !
Admin - you spend your time posting about a penny stock that is selling for FOUR THOUSANDTHS OF A PENNY? I see ! Well, I think that's all the information we need Mr. Barfton. We will let you know. Don't call us, we'll call you ~~~~~ Goodbye
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