Man if anybody could find him, it would be a hoot to see him on TV at his house with a Butcher knife and talking about bonds with horses in the background. Dufus, "Yep, this is what I do and I don;t lose, I can save the market. I have bonds, billions of dollars worth. Backed by the pope and guiliani. Been voted republican of the year. Visited with the President and cleaned his bathrooms. I even have my own flock, makes it hard to wipe but they are with me everywhere I go!" As Dufus walks away, "Care to see me handle a horse."