Pilgrim Petroleum Corp. (PGPM)

[Tlinglit]

Dude, the CEO can't even put a sentence together. I know a lot of Mexican people and none of them sounds like that guy's email responses, even the fresh immigrants. These people at Pilgrim may very well be astonishingly inept. But there's no way they're pulling off a scam with the level of complexity and precision you're describing. This is right up there with the 9/11 conspiracy. I don't put it past Cheney and pals to pull some vile shit like 9/11 on their own country. I simply don't believe our government could pull it off and keep it secret. (I also don't believe they'd find trigger men willing to do the physical work behind 9/11.) But that's another conversation. The point is, the people at Pilgrim couldn't put together and execute an Ikea book shelf, let alone a massive stock fraud. I'm just hoping they've stumbled onto a huge pool of oil and/or gas.