Don't I know it. I'm hoping that I can finally put this joke to rest:
A guy is in a bar with his dog, watching the Penn State vs. Michigan game. The Lions surprisingly manage to get a field goal and the dog barks repeatedly. The bartender looks at the dog in awe. After a while the Lions score a touchdown and the dog does flips and dances across the bar. Then, the bartender looks at the guy and says, "Man, that's amazing. What does your dog do when Penn State beats Michigan?" The guy replied, "I dunno, I've only had him 9 years."