This just in, John McCain in a major public relations make-over, renamed his bus the Lobbyist Gravy Train.
"We felt Straight Talk Express" was too bland, said VP Candidate and Presnident in waiting, Sarah Palin. Lobbyist Gravy Train has a nice ring to it, and as dumb as our hard core supporters are, they'll probably think we are giving away dog food.
There was no comment from the Obama campaign, which was focusing on issues that affect citizens, such as the financial panic, lack of healthcare for millions and outrageously low taxes for billionaires, at the expense of middle class voters.
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