Eye of the Hurricane

[RedneckInvestor]

Joe Smith started the day early having
set his alarm clock


(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6am.
While his coffeepot


(MADE IN CHINA )


was perking, he shaved with his



electric razor



(MADE IN HONG KONG ).



He put on a


dress shirt


(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),


designer jeans


(MADE IN SINGAPORE )



and


tennis shoes


(MADE IN KOREA )


After cooking his breakfast in his new


electric skillet


(MADE IN INDIA )


he sat down with his



calculator



(MADE IN MEXICO )



to see how much he could spend today. After setting his


watch


(MADE IN TAIWAN )



to the radio


(MADE IN INDIA )

he got in his car



(MADE IN GERMANY )



filled it with GAS


(from Saudi Arabia )


and continued his search



for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.



At the end


of yet another discouraging


and fruitless day


checking his


Computer


(Made In Malaysia ),


Joe decided to relax for a while.


He put on his sandals


(MADE IN BRAZIL )


poured himself a glass of

wine

(MADE IN FRANCE )


and turned on his


TV

(MADE IN INDONESIA ),


and then wondered


why he can't find


a good paying job



in AMERICA ..