Newbie! Welcome, welcome, …release the balloons, the sky’s the limit! (hay-hay-hay)
RUN! RUN …RUN like the dickens … as fast and as far away as you possibly can from the penny stock market. RUN while you’re ahead, …hug your loved ones, and put all your spare change into the 401-Keg plan…
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
If you had risked it on Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of your original mad money.
If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased a timely $1,000.00 worth of lager one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00.
Not a bad return in today’s market, hehehe. Based on the above, the best current investment advice for the 21st Century online investor is to drink heavily and … recycle.
Do your DD, the 401-Keg Plan is a no-brainer.
Just My Hootenanny Opinion, certainly.
small print: All prices subject to tax & title, blada-blada-blada, yada-yada-yada, blah-blah-blah…
((Nah, actually IMHO this pot appears to be percolating lately. I’d rather be long than not.))
